Sunday, March 18, 2007

Suddenly Not Hungry

Howsabout Pauline Hanson's claim that she had an affair with David Oldfield?

All together now - eeeeeeuuuuwww!!!

With that image fresh in my mind, looks like I'll be drinking myself to sleep tonight.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Kathy said...

No different to any other night Hey James!

Lol!

Sun Mar 18, 10:13:00 pm 2007  
Blogger scott said...

Ugly people need loving too.

Sun Mar 18, 11:29:00 pm 2007  
Blogger James Waterton said...

Kath: good point.

Scott: true, but I really don't need to know about it. As far as I'm concerned, denial as a river in Egypt works just fine for me.

Sun Mar 18, 11:56:00 pm 2007  
Blogger Caz said...

Oddly, the man in question denied point blank ever having had any sexual contact with her.

I saw him on teevee, with his not at all ugly wife, and he seemed straight down the line about it, no smirks, no shifty eyes, no nothing.

Was he so drunk for two weeks that he doesn't remember?

Did he give her a drunken kiss and tickle, sobbering up very quickly and making a hasty exit?

Whatever the case, one of them is lying up a storm.

Thu Mar 22, 05:57:00 pm 2007  
Blogger James Waterton said...

If I had to pick which one of the two was the more convincing liar, I'd choose Oldfield in a heartbeat.

Not that that proves anything - just sayin'.

Thu Mar 22, 10:40:00 pm 2007  
Blogger GoAwayPlease said...

Basic Fact: Women, unlike men, DO NOT brag about multiple sex partners. They just do NOT.
I believe her.

Basic Fact: men, unlike women, do not have to have feelings for a sex-partner. I think he did bed her.

Also, having seen Lisa Oldfield on TV, it struck me that if you PhotoShopped the hanson hair onto her, she would be a dead-ringer for Pauline. Check it out, there is a definite similarity.

Tue Apr 03, 06:53:00 am 2007  

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