It's All About Me
Anyway, "James Waterton" (a quite uncommon name) used to turn up seven pages of links on Google. Now it runs to eleven! Soon I'll be taking over the internet!
By the way, my Googling has unearthed this dick called James Waterton who's playing elite rugby or some such trifle in Queensland. He's taking up my bandwidth - my oxygen! That guy better fuckin' watch his back - I'm gunna smash him good when I catch up with him.