Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Shiver Me Timbers!

In anticipation of an Annual Talk Like A Pirate Day, here are the top 10 pirate pick up lines for your perusal:
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ye ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in me pocket and I am happy to see ye.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in yer lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ye mind if I fired me cannon through yer porthole?

4. How'd ye like to scrape the barnacles off me rudder?

3. Ye know, me beauty, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.


1 Comments:

Blogger Scott Wickstein said...

Well, did you use any, and did they work?

Wed Sep 21, 04:17:00 pm 2005  

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