It's Verified - I'm An Alcoholic

Jungle Juice Congratulations! You're 174 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (166), and liquor (147).

You are a true alcohol connisseur. You not only know what drinks are best for parties or dinner or cocktail bars, you can make most of them as well. You don't mess around with the cheap stuff--only the good stuff will do.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on proof You scored higher than 88% on beer index You scored higher than 99% on wine index You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Gotta work on that beer score...